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Bob's Superior Jokes

Posted: 31 May 2010 at 5:44 a.m.
We love hearing comments from you as you read our newsletter each month. Many have expressed that one of their favorite parts of the newsletter is reading Bob's Superior Jokes.
Bob loves to laugh and if he has brought a smile to your face, that makes him happy too.
 
From a Newsletter four years ago:
Several men are in the locker room at the golf clubhouse. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
Man: "Hello."
Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
Man: "Yes."
Woman: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
Man: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
Man: "How much?"
Woman: "$90,000."
Man: "OK, but for that price I want it loaded with all the options."
Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
Man: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand."
Woman: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
Man: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He smiles and asks, "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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  • 2. Nedra/ Superior Threads (07 June 2010 at 7:03 a.m.)

    Hi Chrisee, Every day needs laughter. Bob will keep the jokes coming.

  • 1. chrisee (02 June 2010 at 6:45 p.m.)

    I am STILL laughing!

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