Superior Threads

Walking up to the store's fabric counter, an attractive young woman said, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk.
Not to be taken back by the comment, the woman said, "That's fine. I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the material, then held it out teasingly, leaning forward to receive the special payment.
The young woman snapped up the package and pointed to an old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.