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King Tut Giveaway Winners

Posted: 20 February 2015 at 6 a.m.

Win King Tut

Thank you to all who participated in in King Tut Giveaway!  Our 10 winners of King Tut Egyptian-grown extra-long staple cotton thread are Denise Z, Janice R, Sharon A, Cyndee D, Linda W, Nancy E, Ceil J, Kathleen B, @mrs_sew_sew, and @ajmonger28!

We loved the jokes submitted and will share a few of our favorites!

- What do you call a boomer rang that won't return??? wait for it ......... a stick

- What do you call a camel without a hump? Humphrey

- On the other hand, you have different fingers

- Did you hear about the hungry clock? It went back 4 seconds!

- Ole and Sven are at a funeral. Suddenly it occurs to Ole that he doesn't remember the name of the dearly departed. Ole turns to Sven and asks: "Sven, could you remind me again who died?" Sven thinks for a moment and says, "I'm not sure," Sven points at the casket, "...but I think it was de guy in de box."

- Did you hear Willie Nelson died?  He was playing on the road again!

- A man counted his cattle in the pasture, he had 196, after he rounded up there were 200.

- Did you hear about the cross-eyed professor who had no control over his pupils?

- What does the Easter Bunny get when he makes a basket?  Two points like everyone else.

- What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?  Roberto!

- Why did the TV cross the road?  He wanted to be a flat screen.

- What do you call it when a blonde colors her hair?  Artificial intelligence.

- How does King Tut's secretary answer his calls?  "He can't talk right now, he's all wrapped up."

- Do Mummies enjoy being mummies?  Of corpse.

- I told my dad to embrace his mistakes. He cried. Then he hugged my sister and me.


Hope you got a chuckle like we did!

#superiorkingtut

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